DON'T put a ring on it...

Ahh adult life. Graduating college. Growing up. Moving to new homes. Getting married. Wait...roll that back.


Getting married?!


I'm 22 years old, is marriage something I should really be thinking about right now? No. I should be thinking about how the hell I'm going to pay the rent as a server (unless I can talk my landlord into accepting delicious Italian food....) not to mention starting to pay student loans in December (shaking fist in anger). It's not like I HAVEN'T thought about getting married, I'm a girl for god sakes, most of us have been wedding planning since we were three. But I'm not about to get married right out of college. WHO HAS THE MONEY FOR THAT?!!!?! But props to the people who do I guess, and the ones that make it actually work, more power to you. On to the real rant though..


Two signs you shouldn't be getting married:
1) If I can't tell if you're wearing a prom dress or a wedding dress -- my first response to that situation: really?? REALLY?? really...*sigh* Are you really going have no regrets when you're 50 and show your potential kids the pictures from your wedding ("Look kids! Mommy had her wedding dress bedazzled!") I'm not saying sparkly is bad at all (I love sparkly things..thanks ADHD) but there's a limit on why type of jewels we're talking about, and there has to be a limit. Like I said, if it looks like something you pull off the rack at Von Maur (Or for us Western Iowans, JC Penney's) then you probably shouldn't be wearing it to your wedding. Just saying.


2) If your wedding album on FB is titled "~~**My WeDdInG!!**~~


....This one is pretty self-explanitory. If I have to explain what's wrong with this, you're one of those people.


I'm not saying marriage is wrong. Do whatever you want. I don't care. As long as I'm invited I'm cool. I tear a dance floor up. I was born for wedding receptions. I leave you with this:


Two reasons to get married (According to Gabi Miller)
1) Cake
2) Open Bar