Is that what turtles really look like??

What is going on with my dreams? This is the second time in a week that I've been trying to date one of my guy friends. Except this one was based in a super colonial-Nantucket looking island. And we were in the middle of a real life commercial about "Muck-be-gone -- the only way to make sure your house siding cleans itself". I was in a house siding commercial, but it was more like real life, not just a commercial. Anyways, one of my guy friends was there and I had a giant crush on him, tried to ask him out, he said he had some beer festival to go to, blah blah blah. I was heart broken. Then I saw a turtle. 

This turtle I saw? Totally messed up. It was trying to shed its shell. (Do they do that even??) But they way it was peeling it of was insane. Turns out dream turtles are like ancient sea creatures with about 50 legs that look like tooth picks. And those legs are only shell removers. And shells are peel-able. I didn't even know it was a turtle until its head reared over at me and hissed. I now understand why the Japanese are terrified of Godzilla, besides his size.

I also broke into my Grandma's house, smashed all her pumpkin cupcakes in order to form them into cookies. I was also doing this with the characters of South Park. Not real life versions, still cartoons. Just hanging out and trying to sneak smashed pumpkin cupcakes around my house. 

I have no idea what any of this means.