Zombies from 1776

So here I am..hanging out with a bunch of my friends, driving around town. What town, I'm not sure but regardless we're driving. We decide to stop out at this HUGE farm mansion and have a party. We're all having a good time, some of us playing video games, others of us swimming in this pool. As I'm swimming, I look off into the distance and notice a larger group of people heading towards us. Thinking its just some neighbors of the house we're at, I blow it off. Soon enough I realize, these aren't neighbors. They are zombies. And not only are they zombies. They are zombies from the British Army. Yeah, red coats and everything. Needless to say, I'm Uber confused. All of a sudden they start talking to us, like it's completely normal. So we all go with it. Partying with zombies, not a big deal. Anyways, I'm talking to one of the zombies, and one of the girl zombies that came with them start staggering towards me with the whole "brains, brain" schpeel. I decide that I need to push her down. The zombie guys didn't like that so much. So what started out as good, turns bad, fast, and next thing I know I'm sneaking around the mansion trying to save my friends. Except as I get them all out, they proceed to leave me behind. Great friends huh? So here I am, running across farm land in the middle of nowhere. Just as I think I've escaped the Brits, BAM! I'm surrounded. Awesome. And right as they are about to attack...

I wake up. and say.."What did I eat last night?"