Taste the Rainbow

Best candy behind Reese's Peanut Butter Cups? Skittles. Hands down. (I don't really know if they are in the same candy class. Chocolate and PB are not on the same level as a fruit party in my mouth. Both are equally deelish though. Oral-gasmic if I do say so myself)


There's a difference between the two though. All Reese's are created equal. (equally tasty..) Skittles throw some bullshit at me though.

Purple and Orange Skittles.

Terrible. Straight garbage. The guy who invented those two flavors deserves a junk punch. They are the reason why I can't be monogamous with Skittles in the fruit variety of candy. I know some people like both the orange and purple Skittles, actually find them quite refreshing. You know who those people are? Dumb. (Sorry if you fit into that category. get some new taste buds and then we can be friends) I hate them almost as much as I hate Tyler Hansborough's eyes. (See Donkey Punch from past blogs) I guess to be fair to the crappy Skittles guy, I also hate orange flavored Starburst. If I wanted orange flavor, I'd eat a damn orange. (Cherry and Strawberry are soooo much better when they are artificially flavored. You know I'm right)


So to the dick-hole invented shitty flavors, I say good day.

Donkey Punch

Really, there aren't that may people that I hate in my life. I dislike a few people, but overall I'm a pretty tolerant person. Except of one person. I don't know why, but I HATE this man.

Tyler Hansborough

I hate him with a fire-y passion that burns deep within my soul. And I have no idea why. But I hate him. A lot. Have you ever taken a close look at him? Those eyes?! I've told multiple people this, and feel free to use it yourself, giving me proper credit of course, but he looks like he's been donkey punched, and his eyes never returned to the correct way eyes should look. They are all crazy bug-eyed. It creeps me out. I don't think he blinks either. I'm not a doctor, or a scientist, but I was a bio major for one regrettable year of my life, so I think this gives me enough background to diagnose his eye issue. I guess he is an o.k. basketball player, but all that is overshadowed by his lack of blinking, normal eyes. If there is an actual medical problem that causes this, then I'll kinda feel bad. Only kinda though. I feel as if I would ever meet him in real life, I might try to punch him square in the face. This is the only logical way to set his eyeballs to the correct depth in his eye sockets. Like I said, I was a bio major for a year. I know what I'm talking about.

Also, I'd really just like to punch him in the face.